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Transfer PinkDude – Remember These Rules!

- The first rule of Transfer PinkDude: You DO talk about Transfer PinkDude—shout it from the rooftops, or whisper it mysteriously in a dark alley.

-  The second rule of Transfer PinkDude: Seriously, TALK ABOUT IT. Our marketing budget is just a jar of loose change and a dream.

- The third rule: If a transfer fails, you must scream "PINKDUDE LIVES!" and try again. This activates the ancient data spirits 

- The fourth rule: No sending viruses, malware, or cursed files that whisper threats at midnight. Keep it clean, you digital goblin.

- The fifth rule: You may only send one absurdly large file at a time, unless you have obtained the mythical Bandwidth of Destiny.

- The sixth rule: If your transfer is slow, it is NOT our fault. It is YOUR fault. Or your WiFi’s fault. Or the universe’s fault. But mostly yours.

- The seventh rule: Transfers will continue for as long as they must—unless a squirrel chews through a data cable somewhere. Then, all bets are off.

- The eighth rule: If this is your first time using Transfer PinkDude, you must send a file titled "For The PinkDude" that contains only a single emoji. Choose wisely.

- The ninth rule: If you send something embarrassing, we will not judge. However, your recipient is legally required to mock you in group chats.

- The tenth rule: Transfer PinkDude is not responsible for lost files, lost socks, lost souls, or existential crises caused by misdirected transfers. Use at your own risk.

In the end, Transfer PinkDude exists to move your files, blow your mind, and possibly make you question reality—use it wisely, or chaotically, we don’t judge.